ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE THREE BEERS AND THEY ALL LIVED TOGETHER IN A COLD REFRIGERATOR.
ONE EVENING, I FORGET WHICH ONE,ONE OF THEM GOT DRUNK AND NEVER RETURNED, WHICH HAD A DEVASTATING EFFECT ON THE BEER FAMILY.
COUNSELLING AND PSYCHOTHERAPY PROVED TO BE NOT ENOUGH.EVEN CLOSE FAMILY SUPPORT COULD NOT PREVENT THE TRAGEDY THAT WAS ABOUT TO BEFALL THEM.
ALAS TRAGEDY CAME SWIFTLY TO BOTH OF THE REMAINING BEERS.
BOTH OF THEM GETTING DRUNK IN RAPID SUCCESSION.
AN INDEPENDANT SOURCE AT THE SCENE HAD THIS REPORT:
"WHEN I GOT TO THE SCENE IT WAS TOTAL CHAOS. THE BOTTLE BANK/ RECYCLING PEOPLE WERE THERE DOING ALL THEY COULD. ONLOOKERS JUST STOOD AROUND, GLASSY EYED IN DISBELIEF. THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SURROUNDING HUBBUB, LAY THE BEERS, COMPLETELY DRAINED.
AN INQUEST STARTS TOMORROW."
ONE FRIEND OF THE FAMILY HAD THIS TO SAY:
"THEY WAS ALWAYS SUCH A LOVELY FAMILY, WE ONLY SAW THEM LAST WEEK IN THE SUPERMARKET, UP ON THE TOP SHELF.
IT'S AWEFUL, WE NEVER THOUGHT IT COULD HAPPEN LIKE THIS, IT'S A VERY SAD DAY FOR ALL OF US.
BUT IT JUST GOES TO SHOW, HOW ONE DRINK CAN LEAD TO ANOTHER."